Yes, Nummy neglects, I’ve decided the first post in more than a year deserves to be the first one with the married name. In no small coincidence, this recipe is seasonal and full of alcohol, just like our happy newlywed home.
Milk Punch is basically Egg Nog‘s thinner, livelier cousin, which means Egg Nog hates Milk Punch and is always throwing sideways glances at her at family gatherings.
As the napkin says, let it flow.
But seriously, this drink is easy, delicious and it won’t force you to choose between a seasonal beverage and an extra serving of ham. NEVER force a lady to choose between booze and ham.
2 cups of milk
2 cups of half & half
1 cup bourbon
1/2 cup amaretto liquor
3 tsp vanilla
3/4 cup powdered sugar
- Pour all ingredients except powdered sugar and nutmeg into a pitcher and stir.
- Whisk in powdered sugar.
- Serve over ice and grate fresh nutmeg on top.
These should be served in seasonal glasses. If you don’ have seasonal glasses, exit this blog immediately and never return.
We’re officially halfway through December, and we’d be remiss not to deliver some Nog directives right about now.
Some people wait until Christmas to serve up the quality stuff, but I say boo to that. On Christmas, you’re already off work, all the presents have been bought, and you’re pretty much required to eat yourself sick. Why do you need another special treat then?
No, I say we start the nogging now. Because now is the time Christmas is most likely making you her whipping boy with the travel planning, present buying and general insanity of the masses. Sidebar: Have you been to the kids’ toy section at Target lately? Yesterday I got simultaneously boxed out by a redneck looking for LEGOs and almost got run over by a lady in a Hoverround. Merry Freaking Christmas, shoppers!
Anywho, this recipe is from Joy of Cooking, the most classic of all classic cookbooks. It’s simple and delicious. And no, it will not give you salmonella so stop being such a pansy and drink up.
12 eggs (separated)
1 lb confectioner’s sugar
4-8 cups dark rum, brandy, bourbon or rye*
2 quarts whipping cream
- Separate eggs and beat yolks until light in color.
- Gradually beat in confectioner’s sugar.
- Add very slowly 2 cups rum (or other liquor).
- Let stand one hour to dispel the “eggy” taste and destroy possibility of salmonella.
- Add, beating constantly, 2-4 cups more of liquor and 2 qts whipping cream.
- Refrigerate 3 hours.
- Beat 8-12 egg whites until stiff but not dry and fold into mixture.
- Serve sprinkled with freshly grated nutmeg.
*The Chef suggests half rum/half brandy. 2 boozes=twice the fun!
**12/20/2011 Update: I actually went to the trouble to make this last week, and it got rave – I mean RAVE – reviews. I used all three liquors, and I think that was well worth its minimal trouble. Make twice as much as you think you need.
Another entry from the Hutchison cookbook that should send you straight into a sugar coma. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not a huge fan of dessert, but these tiny zingers have enough tang to balance the richness. Still, they’re gutbombs, so be prepared to couch it post-munch.
2 cups flour
1 cup butter
1/2 cup powdered sugar
2 cups sugar
4 eggs slightly beaten
4 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 tbsp grated lime rind
4 tbsp flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
- Preheat oven to 325.
- Blend room-temperature butter with flour and sugar.
- Press into 9×13 greased pan and bake for 20 minutes or until edges are brown.
- While crust is baking, mix filling ingredients together.
- Pour over baked crust and bake at 350 for 25-30 minutes.
- Cool and sift powdered sugar over the top. Cut into squares and serve.